| Things That Annoy Me. This is the page where I'll have a bit of a rant and a rave at things/people that are winding me up at the moment. If you disagree with me, please don't email me or clog up my guestbook with your incessant moanings cos frankly I couldn't care less. All names will be disguised. Poorly. |
| 1. Washing - it's such a trek to the laundry! And �1.60 for a wash? Criminal. 2. Revision - no-one ever showed me how, you know. And it's so hard to remember stuff - you memorise one thing and something else is pushed out of your head. I feel like a sponge... I soak up stuff for a while, but in the end it all just ends up seeping straight out again. Any other similarities to sponges you might want to suggest - e.g. sogginess or squishiness - would be very unkind. 3. Hangovers - why? Why? Why?! As a friend groaned to me this morning: "why is alcohol such poison?". It's ridiculous - as funny as being incapacitated is at the time (when else would falling over or accidentally burning your hair seem amusing?), it's really just no fun at all in the morning, is it? That point when you really believe that being impaled slowly by foot-long spikes while vicious pigeons peck at your face would be less painful - you've got nothing left to throw up and yet your stomach just keeps on cramping and it just really hurts. And as the mental jigsaw of your evening slowly falls back into place, it's an ugly picture indeed... They'd never sell any jigsaws like that in the Sunday Telegraph colour supplement. |
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