a)
the shades indoors thing...
b)
the coke on cornflakes, for variety, instead
of sugar thing...
c)
you tell your mother she missed a bit when ironing your clothes
and demand an allowance increase of 250% for emotional distress
d)
never get out of bed for more than someone
paid you to get into it ;)
e)
unless you've slapped your token trophy wife once and ended up
in the tabloids, you're old news
f)
your motorcycle escort to tesco causes motorway tailbacks...
g)
you got kicked out of a school music class as you threw a tantrum
when you couldn't have the artistic freedom you needed (on the
xylophones incidentally...)
h)
you know that overdoses are like SO last
season, and now self harms the ONLY way to go...
i)
"rent a groupie's" got the number one spot on your overly
flash mobile
j)
you've had Courtney love... and she's had
you in court over post sex ramblings \ lyric plagiarism at least
twice (you didn't learn the first time!)
k)
you cancel a UK tour stating you cant fly because of 'terrorism'
when you're really scared of turbulence, cant travel on your valium
doses and cant afford the business class plane prices....
