most.likely.to.

• be featured in metalhammer
• defect to drumming for napalm death
• nab supermodel celebrity girlfriend
• smash drumkit in and start a gig riot
• bet sponsorship with brylcreem

least.likely.to.

• go ballroom dancing
• substitute wood for chicken drummers
• apply for big brother
• admit lead singer take over plans
• guest vocal for slipknot