most.likely.to.

• be featured in whos the daddy monthly
• get sponsorship from budweiser
• nab playbunny girlfriend
• get beautiful intelligent groupies
• get suspenders thrown at

least.likely.to.

• admit lead singer takeover ambitions
• say "highlights are so overated"
• say "who needs a gig rider?"
• stage dive
• guest vocal for cradle of filth