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| Identification Number: Clayton E. Stetz Method of Mayhem (I hate you Tommy Lee) and Smashing Babies- Drums...and hammers for the babies....that's right you pirate fetus, you fucking take it!!! Age: 20 Height: Longer than Pete, but no match for Clark "Elephant Cock" Merrefield. Nosireeeee. Force Exerted By My Body on a Surface Due to Gravity - 180 lbs (20 lbs of this is cock....riggght) Hobbies - Videogames, girls that like video games, listening to music, writing music, and avoiding liberal conspiracies to use pornography, drugs, and infanticide to tear apart families across the world. 5 songs my Winamp is getting sick of playing - "When the Sun Sleeps" by Underoath "Stepping Outside the Circle" by Shadows Fall "Tonight's Music" by Katatonia "By the Time You Read This" by If Hope Dies "Aspirations" by Between the Buried and Me Favorite Food - What the fuck do you care? Don't you have anything better to do then read this useless shit? (It's butterscotch crimpets btw, if you wanna email some to me or something.....it works if you believe) Shoutouts - Everyone that keeps coming back to our shows and dancing out there in crowd. The Pirates of DoomGalleon in Auburn, an especially murderous, ruthless, and dangerous band of pirates. Everyone that has boobies and jumps around anyways at shows because boobies are cool. Yeah I can be shallow, you got something to say motherfucker? Favorite Quote - |