| Welcome... Friend | ||||||
| So, you have stumbled upon the lair of the SAM. Beware, not many have returned from the deep, dangerous depths of this place. In fact, none have but the SAM, herself. But who is the SAM? No one knows. For many years the existence of the SAM was scorned at, thought of as a way to keep unruly children under control. No longer. Proof has been found that the SAM is in fact real. She has been described as looking like a normal teenager; small, fat with very long, dark-blonde hair. But do not let her looks fool you. Beneath her innocent smile lies a set of teeth that have torn through many throats, and her badly painted nails have mauled many unsuspecting victims. The SAM is real. Beware. |
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| Enter the SAM's lair | ||||||