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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? The answer is SEVEN: 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced. 2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb. 3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb. 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs. 5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb. 6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag. 7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. --- QUESTION: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? ANSWER: None. There�s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn�t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness. -- John Cleese
