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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, The best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. *** Q: "Mr. President, can you prove that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" A: "Yes. We kept the receipts." *** POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED FOR THE SAME REASON *** "Back in 2000, a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true." -- James Carville *** Newspaper today reported that truckers for the Halliburton subsidiary company made perhaps several hundred trips across the lines in Iraq with what they say was "sailboat fuel." Trucks were empty, but the company charged for "delivery of supplies and equipment."
