Showtunes by a 3 Headed Broadway Star
A Song About Cars
Cars are fun. They have wheels which turn round and round.
My engine turns inside-out and sputters. I bought a kit for it but
it just exploded. My blue Ferrari quit when I started the nuclear
bomb. Combustion makes Ferrari's motor explode, except that the motor turns
and pumps gas which keeps the driver safe, creating habitual gumption.
Under the car lurks a dirty cat. He sleeps in the space between the
tire and drinks oil. Rufus pees on the tire and farts in the gas
tank. The dog likes to eat cat for brunch. Rufus licks his butt, while
farting. Tootoo notices that Rufus is licking his butt, so he bites Rufus
on the arse. Rufus eats Tootoo. Meanwhile Lizzy, a girl, starts her
car which proceeds to blow up. She gets out to inspect under the
hood, even though she is nothing but a charred skeleton. She examines
the enigine and notices that she is dead and is floating toward heaven,
then she starts falling towards hell because she had just killed Rufus
by blowing her car up. Lizzy starts to think about what once was her life
and realizes that she was nothing in the world except a fart smeller who
smelled farts.
Credits
Head # 1: Crazy Daisy
Head # 2: Diniecita
Head # 3: WulfCry