1)aapne mere man se khela aapne mere tan se khela aapne mere dhan se khela well played! well played! well played!!

2)tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen >

3)Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

5)Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, For example Fevicol
(wah wah)

6)Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.

7) jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

8)Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

9)LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

10)TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYASAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

11)WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. Big deal!

12)Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan *wah*wah*wah*wah

13)Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee *wah*wah*wah*wah

15)kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

16)ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad

17)Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbatek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. IrshaadIrshaad.

18)Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

19)This is the Very special.

Before Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti