Copyright © 2002 by Syvia (Aka Rebecca K. Friedrick). All Rights Reserved.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this stuff. Other people do.
Authors Notes: If you’d like to find the entire audio dialogue for Blood Omen written down, look in the same place I found it. http://www.nosgoth.net
Prologue
Barkeep- The tavern’s closing- best be on your way, stranger.
Kain- What? No mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Coorhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood.
Barkeep- *starts to ad-lib* Noble blood you say? Oh, go on then- *he takes a mug and goes to open the tap on a keg*
Director- Wait, wait- don’t! *the keg breaks apart, drenching the barkeep*
Kain- *bewildered* All I wanted was a mug...
Director- Cut!
*beep-beep*
Take 5
Barkeep- The tavern’s closing - best be on your way, stranger.
Kain- *Imitates Jason Lee, A la Dogma* Aww, darn it. C’mon barkeep! Just one drink, one for the road and then I’m gone? *laughter from off-set, Kain grins*
Director- Cut!
*beep-beep*
Kain’s Underworld
Kain VO- Vae Victus- suffering to the conquered. .... Um- I’m sorry is that Vae Victus or Fae Victus?
Director- Vae Victus. *sighs* Cut!
*beep-beep*
Take 3
*Mortanius walks up to Kain, takes the hilt of his sword and pulls. Kain cries out in agony, looks down, sees that the sword is still embedded in his chest.*
Mortanius- What the-? *tugs at the sword. It won’t budge. Kain stands there, bored, in no pain. Mortanius braces his foot against Kain’s back and pulls at the sword. It still won’t move. Mortanius looks to the film crew.* A little help here?
Director- Oh good God. Stop the camera and help him!
*beep-beep*
Kain’s Mausoleum
Kain VO- I awoke to the pain of a new existence, in a dank womb of darkness and decay.
*zoom in to the Sarcophagus, which is closed. It moves slightly, dust falling from the lid.*
Kain- *from inside the casket* I can’t move the lid. *lid rattles, Kain’s voice gets louder and greatly annoyed* I can’t move the lid. Someone get me out of here!
*beep-beep*
Take 2
*Kain rises from the coffin, catches sight of himself in a mirror*
Kain- *screams* My- my beautiful hair! I’ve gone grey!!!!!!!! *stops and thinks* Meanwhile- I thought Vampires didn’t have reflections.
Director- *rolls eyes* Cut!
*beep-beep*
Take 5
*Kain comes across one of the ‘offerings’ a girl shackled to the wall. Instead of pulling at her chains and crying, she is giggling softly, smiling at Kain with a suggestive look on her face.*
Kain- Uh- who let a fan-girl in as one of the extras?
*beep-beep*
Killing the Brigands
Brig 1- What trickery is this?
Kain- This isn’t trickery- this is trickery! *pulls a black top hat from behind his back, pops it open, shows that it is empty, puts his hand inside & pulls out a white rabbit. The brigands applaud.*
Director- Kain, stop the magic tricks already!
*beep-beep*
After Killing the Brigands
Kain VO- There is no greater release than that from vengeance sated-
Mortanius- I beg to differ... *Kain starts laughing*
Director- Cut.
*beep-beep*
Take 2
Kain VO- There is no greater release than that from vengeance sated. With my assassins dead, my quest was over.
Mortanius- But then the game would only be fifteen minutes long! *Kain starts to chuckle again*
Director- Mortanius, no ad-libbing please!
*beep-beep*
Leaving Ziegsturhl
Kain- The Necromancer had offered me no warning as to what my resurrection would entail, and yet I must confess, in my haste, I had not sought one. Was his gift a curse?
Mortanius- *interrupting* Got it in one!
Director- Mortanius!
*beep-beep*
The Pillars
Kain VO- Even in life, few sights have moved me such as this. I marveled that such beauty should grace our dying world.
Ariel- *appears behind him* Why thank you.
Kain- Not you!
Director- Could you people please stop the ad-libbing?
*beep-beep*
Take 3
Ariel- Even so, I can provide the answers you seek.
Kain- I seek... a hair color treatment that works on grey and will be closest to my natural color.
Ariel- Oh, I know just the place! There’s this wonderful little hair stylist in Nachtholm-
Director- Guys!!!!
*beep-beep*