20 things to do in walmart!(dont do this in a local walmart)(I got some of these Ideas from other people and sites)
(1)Buy something, then bring it back to costumer service crying "this damned product caused me to remember too many bad memories!"
(2)When you see a line closed pick up the pager and announce to the customers "attention, there is a man in aisle 8 with a gun"
(3)Look at one of the employee's name tag when they are walking by and when they a a bit of a distance away, scream their name. Quickly turn around afterword like you were just looking at the products
(4)get 24 boxes of condoms and dump a box in every customer you pass by's cart when they arnt looking
(5)when someone comes on the intercome yell "its the voices again!"
(6)when they ask you "would that be all" start to cry "why cant you just leave me alone! if I was checking out dont you think that would be all?" then wipe your eyes real quick and appoligize saying "im sorry...I'm just a bit sensitive cuz im going threw "the changes"
(7)go up to a male employee with 2 brands of pads and ask "which one upsorbs more?"
(8)Go up to the cashier with a bunch of snacks and pay with only pennies
(9)take out pillows in the bedding section and pretend to fall asleep snoaring real loudly
(10)open a magazine and read a story loudly and start crying when your done saying "thats so touching" then look to the customer next to you and say "dont you think that was so touching?"
(11)Go into the bathroom and in one of the stalls start moaning
(12)open a bag of pens and put a pen filled with powder inside
(13)start dancing in the middle of the aisles acting while acting like a porn star(dont take off clothes though)
(14)Let a mouse loose in the store then start screaming
(15)say to one of the employees "code red in aisle 5" and see what happens.
(16)in the gun section start looking at the biggest gun then mumble under your breath "soon it will be all over once I get this baby" but mumble it loud enough for someone to hear
(17)go into the opposite gender's bathroom and act like its no big deal
(18)open a bag of candy, pour it all over the floor without anyone cathcing you then find the pager and say "clean up in the candy aisle"
(19)pick up a bunch of banannas then ask an employee "would a condom fit on these?"
(20)Run around the store as fast as you can screaming "I feel so alive!"