How to prank call people(dial *67 then the # before doing any of these calls, just in case they have caller ID)
*If they dont answer leave a message on the machine saying "Hi this is Susy Smith, from susy and susy incorporation and I was wondering if you would like to buy our new product called the butt cooler. For more information call 555-5555" in a country twang accent
*Ask for a Bobby Ray and when they say they dont know him give a description of a weird looking guy and say "if you see him tell him his wife is waiting for him to come home and get in bed"
*when they say hello, start ordering a pizza
*in a breathy voice say "I know what you did last summer" then hang up
*act like they called you and say "Mcdonnalds how may I help you?" after they reply say "would you like frys with that?"