*Good:You have a new b/f BAD:you find out that your brother is gay and has one too.UGLY:you find out that you both are dating the same guy.
*GOOD:your dog is finally potty trained
BAD:He mistakes your new pants for a newspaper
UGLY:You dont even know, and you wear the pants to a job interview
*GOOD:your grades are going up
BAD:you find out that its not because your getting smarter
UGLY:your teacher asks you out on a date