How blonde was she?
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>>She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>>She thought General Motors was in the army.
>>At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote
>>"Sagittarius.".
>>She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>>She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
>>She tripped over a cordless phone She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>>She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said,
>>"Concentrate".
>>She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and " DON'T WALK."
>>She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>>She sold the car for gas money.
>>She studied for a blood test.
>>She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
>>When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
>>When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, " Airport
Left,"she turned around and went home.
>>When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
>moved.
>>She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
>>She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
>>She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
>>She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"
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