Having a Bad Day?
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward
where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about 11 a.m., regardless
Of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought
That it had something to do with the supernatural. No
one could solve the
Mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m.
on Sundays. So a
World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the
incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m.,
all doctors and
nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses,
prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the
evil spirits. Just when
the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system
so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil
Spill in Alaska was 80,000. At a special ceremony, two
of the most
Expensively saved animals were being released back
into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
Ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his
Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
cruelty of sending
Pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,
all two thousand pigs
Broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly. The two
Hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to
sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
GO HOME!