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On the phone, you guys try to sound all deep and always start a conversation with "Wassup..." but in person, you squeak like a damn mouse.
All you guys freaking share the same girl and you may think that you are all players, but realize that maybe youse are the one being played. so there!
All you freaking ugly guys get girls by having the nicest cars, but reality check! it's your car we want and not you. "The nicer the car, the smaller the dick!"
You guys that sag your pants, are just trying hide your flat ass, and you probably buy 2 sizes bigger shoes making your feet look bigger, but it's not. Chill with your size 7 shoes already.
You think that any girl with long straight hair, big fake boobs, and a tight midriff is fine but all you want to do is fuck her.
Youse think ure oh sooo freakin religious wen u go out n shag girls and then have the cheek to say WE'RE not respectable when we go out with guys.
And about your dick size, shoe size x's 2 divided by three... equals the length of your manhood, which isn't much huh?
This is to all you wannabe sweet talking guys please chew some gum before you say anything to us because that breath be kicking worse than BRUCE LEE. |
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