MEN

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


Never let your mans mind wander - its too little to be out alone.


Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


Definition of a bachelor- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


Women dont make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.



If he asks what sort of books youre interested in, tell him checkbooks
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