| MEN If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. Never let your mans mind wander - its too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women dont make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If he asks what sort of books youre interested in, tell him checkbooks |
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