| The Italian who came to England. **(Must be read with Italian accent.)** One day imma gonna to England to bigga hotel. Inna morning i�mma go down to breakfast. I tella waitress I want two pisses of toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella I want two piss. She say go to toilet! I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I dont know the lady, and she call me sonna ma bitch! Later I go to bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me spoon and knife, but no fock. I say I wanna fock. She say everybody wanna fock. I say you no understand, I wanna fock onna table. She say you better not fock onna table you sonna ma bitch! I go back to hotel, and no shits onna ma bed. I call manager and tell him I wanna shit, he say go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shits onna bed. He say you betta not shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch! I go to checkout, the man say to me �Peace on you�. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, imma gonna back to italy! |
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