(People who deserve my love)
True, I haven't known you that long. But it's thick 'n' thin, babe, and we've had a whole freaking lot of both!!! Thanks for always standing up for me, even after I give up on myself. Me love you longtime.
Riss:
Now, you I've known since the beginning of time. (i.e. kindergarden)... Just remember... I know all your dirty little secrets from childhood... or some of them, anyway.
Rachel:
Bless ya, girlie, a true listener. And the friend who imposed the most obsessions upon me. Thanks... I think...
Rachael:
Honey, I'd be going completely crazy without you. Trust me. Hey, how 'bout that authority, huh? :) God, you're a great deviant!
Lila:
Speaking of deviants... oh, you're so innocent. Stay sweet, honey. Please. God. Stay sweet.
Jenni and Al:
I just peed a little.
David, Katie, Craig, Aaron, Lindsey, Big Joe, Sassy Joe, Bill, and the gang at IU:
Holy Hell... You guys are so much fun. Thanks for the late nights of meddlesome deviance and general stupid fun.
All the guard girls: (Eshe, Sarah, Alyssa, Melissa, Rachel [Guillremo], Mandi, Jessie, Lila, Jessica [Scrawny Girl, or Elmo], Alexa, Jenny, Rachael, Lindsay, Cindy, Justin [JS], Rachael [Petie], and Ashley):
Wow... I love you girls (and Justin), whether you suck or not. :) Kidding. Thanks for the hard work!!! It makes my job easier, and it makes me look a whole lot better!
Natasha and Anja, my Mexican children of the night:
Get thee out to the shadowy mists where michief dwells and do my bidding!!! Mwah hahaha!!!... mwahaha.
