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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Golden Retriever: It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a broken lightbulb? |
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Border Collie: Just one, then I'll replace any wiring that isn't up to code. |
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Daschund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark! |
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Rottweiler: Make me. |
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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I have led all these people out of the darkness and checked nobody was left behind. |
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Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeease let me change the light bulb!!! Can I, can I? huh? huh? huh? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease please please!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm jumping on the furniture! |
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Old English Sheep Dog: Lightbulb? I see no light bulb! |
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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |
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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb! |
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Pointer: I see it, it's over there, right there, there... |
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Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares? |
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Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle... |
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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. |
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