| Yo Momma So Ugly.... |
| Yo momma so ugly when she went into the taco bell, they all ran for the border. |
| Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. |
| Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn of the surveilance camera's. |
| Yo Momma so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals". |
| Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. |
| Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning. |
| Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone. |
| Yo momma so ugly even Rice Crispies won't talk to her. |
| Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life. |
| Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. |
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