| Yo Momma So Stupid.... |
| Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. |
| Yo momma so stupid she tried to M&M's in alphabetical order. |
| Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. |
| Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money. |
| Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund. |
| Yo momma so stupid she asked "What's the number for 911"? |
| Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. |
| Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. |
| Yo momma so stupid on her job application under education she put hooked on phonics. |
| Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see "Purple Rain". |