| Yo Momma So Short.... |
| Yo momma so short she poses for trophys. |
| Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. |
| Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump off the curb. |
| Yo momma so short she plays handball on the curb. |
| Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. |
| Yo momma so short she had to use a ladder to pick up a dime. |
| Yo momma so short she is the original Q-Tip. |
| Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick. |
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