| Yo Momma So Poor.... |
| Yo momma so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk. |
| Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. |
| Yo momma so poor burgulars break into her house and leave money. |
| Yo momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r. |
| Yo momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were and she said pick a corner any corner. |
| Yo momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet. |
| Do you the story about the little old lady who lived in the shoe? Yo momma so poor she lived in a flip-flop. |
| Yo momma so poor she bounces food stamps. |
| Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention. |
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