| Yo Momma So Old.... |
| Yo momma so old that when she was in school ther was no history class. |
| Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. |
| Yo momma so old her social security number is 1. |
| Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. |
| Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. |
| Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age and she died. |
| Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. |
| Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. |
| Yo momma so old shes blind from the Big Bang. |
| Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals. |