| Yo Momma So Lazy.... |
| Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two income family is when your daddy has two jobs. |
| Yo momma so lazy she'll only single click the mouse. |
| Yo momma so lazy she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. |
| Yo momma so lazy she'll cut but she won't paste. |
| Yo momma so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote. |
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