| Yo Momma So Fat.... |
| Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. |
| Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for there nem world. |
| Yo Momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop. |
| Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach people run around yelling Free Willy. |
| Yo momma so fat people run around her for excercise. |
| Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "okay". |
| Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out, "taxi". |
| Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, one at a time please. |
| Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too. |
| Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. |
| Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. |
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. |
| Yo momma so fat I had to take a train an two buses just to get on her good side. |
| Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than China town. |
| Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper. |
| Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. |
| Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through. |
| Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. |
| Yo momma so fat she would have been in E.T. but when she rode the bicycle across the moon she caused an eclipse. |
| Yo momma so fat she hula-hooped the super bowl. |
| Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she yelled "Who threw that rock"? |
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