~Jokes 4~

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These guys landed on a cannibal filled island and one was English, Italian, and American. The cannibal gave them the choice of how they died. The cannibals were going to use there skin for canoes. First, the English man took a gun and said, "Long live the Queen!" Second, the Italian guy said," I will finally join my Uncle Garcia!" He then slit his throat. The American was thinking and he ordered the cannibals to give him a fork. He knew that he would not escape the cannibals. He started stabbing himself with the fork and said," So much for your Goddamn canoes!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~