200 Things To Be Afraid Of 1. Potted plants 2. Mr. Nelson's baby 3. Being alone in a room with a plant 4. Carrot cake 5. Girls who talk about their period 6. Cedar (No mans land) 7. Flies 8. Little kids 9. Objects falling from the sky (i.e. frogs, coins, fish, rocks, etc.) 10. Working in a carpet store 11. Spontaneous human combustion 12. Implosion 13. Double-barrel shotgun-toting rednecks deprived of beer and bass for one month 14. Headless chickens 15. Christmas lights in July 16. Male life forms that have the name "Clyde" 17. Cyborgs that have gone rampant and berserk, intent on eliminating humans off the face of the Earth 18. Gabriola Island 19. Twinks 20. The of word "glad" 21. Call waiting 22. Speaking to operators 23. Loose Meat 24. Touch-tone phones 25. Happy Meals 26. Cost-efficient technology 27. Jesse Bell 28. The Bible and all other religious works 29. Taxi drivers 30. Bill Gates 31. Windows Operating Systems 32. Mrs. Baily 33. Elevators 34. Dictionaries 35. Information desks 36. Mr. Hameister 37. Writing utensils 38. Crude forms of ammunition, such as snowballs, paper, pebbles, etc. 39. Tiny holes in the ground 40. The Portugese 41. Wires 42. Technology 43. Hospitals 44. Doctors who run at you with needles 45. Electric knife sharpeners 46. Hulk Hogan movies 47. People who play banjos 48. Country music 49. Those trucks with live chickens in them 50. Life insurance 51. Salt shakers 52. The Nanaimo transit system 53. Non-alcoholic beverages 54. Old geezers 55. Suggestive thinking 56. People who claim to be the voice inside your head 57. The Pentagon's secret files 58. Answering machines 59. Space Stations 60. Darth Vader 61. Disruptions within the space-time continuum 62. The Harbor City Star 63. Dominos (the game AND the pizza place) 64. People who listen to MetallicA 65. Germans 66. Vegetarians (Vegans are considered even worse) 67. Male pattern baldness 68. Bad anime 69. Garbage cans 70. Ice cream 71. "Frosted Flakes" cereal 72. Dirty dishes 73. "Giligan's Island" 74. Walking backwards 75. Talking sandwiches 76. Poor TV picture quality 77. Really ticklish people who scream and flail 78. Man-eating potatoes 79. The "urinal" in the mens room in The Cambie 80. Vacuums 81. Chess 82. Brad W's psycho clown laugh 83. Any form of Rap 84. Stuffed animals 85. Black holes 86. Americans 87. Lamps 88. Potato chips that look like famous celebrities 89. Phone books 90. Worm holes 91. Pirates (are my friends) 92. Stale bread 93. Pancakes 94. An army of animal crackers overtaking the world 95. Girl Scout cookies 96. Terms that are subject to change without notice 97. MSG 98. Temperatures higher than 120 degrees 99. Broken glass 100. Explicit lyrics 101. Products with no batteries included 102. Mutilated cattle 103. Bill Clinton 104. Armageddon 105. The Insert key (DIE INSERT KEY 106. Germs 107. Jib Tech Warriors 108. British accents 109. The melting of the polar icecaps, which thereby raises the water levels, which thereby floods and destroys the world1s food reserves, which thereby induces starvation, which thereby brings about rampant splurging, which thereby produces chaos, which thereby evokes Armageddon. 110. Stuttering, mumbling, bumbling fools 111. Incoherent, incessant banterers 112. Extra toppings 113. French people 114. Really smart people who say something that you don't understand and then laugh at your stupidity 115. Mail-order brides 116. Nazi's 117. Stockwell Day 118. Menus 119. Psychoanalysis 120. Twinkies 121. Happy thoughts 122. Dress codes 123. A nuclear meltdown in midtown Manhattan (only if you live there, if not, laugh at their misfortune!) 124. The Government 125. Communists 126. Democrats 127. Sunday walks in the park 128. Buy-one-get-one-free offers 129. Virtual reality 130. Pong 131. America Online (DEATH TO AOL) 132. Jigsaw puzzles 133. Pokemon 134. Canadian truckers 135. Salt 136. Snails 137. Spoons 138. Smelly people 139. Losing your equilibrium 140. Sam Steele (Hammy's idol) 141. Professors from Harvard University 142. Lamp shades 143. Frankenstein 144. TEMPERKILL 145. Babies 146. Airplanes from World War II (that you have to fly home in... over a large ocean) 147. Chainsaws 148. Endangered flower species 149. Sound effects 150. Invisible bugs 151. Hippys 152. Portraits of the British royal family 153. Straws 154. Torpedoes 155. Deliveries that take over four weeks to arrive 156. Objects that are closer than they appear> 157. Monty Python (is my best friend, but should be feared by all) 158. Dangerous machinery 159. Disclaimer notices 160. Fine print 161. Pacts with possessed individuals 162. The Tooth Fairy 163. Restricted airspace 164. People on life support 165. Worm farms 166. Flash cards 167. Raffles at local charity events 168. Narcolepsy 169. Monthly faculty meetings 170. The National Coast Guard 171. Santa Claus 172. Cheap, low-budget cartoons and films from the 70s (especially porn, stay away from the old porn) 173. UFOs 174. Little Green Men from Mars 175. The 23rd Century 176. Infomercials 177. Psychic Hotlines 178. The living dead 179. Metaphysics 180. Hallucinations that exceed a period of one second 181. Anyone named Billy-Bob 182. Telepathic thought-recording machines 183. Things that are "New AND Improved" (How is this possible?!) 184. Bad translations 185. Monotonous government officials delivering speeches about the Gross National Product 186. Telepathic communication 187. Drooling goats 188. Catfish 189. Sea urchins 190. Emo kids 191. Flying sheep 192. Electric Circus 193. Clouds 194. Standardized tests 195. Postal codes 196. Air strikes 197. Power steering, antilock brakes, and cruise control 198. Rednecks (god damn cedar) 199. $1 Stores 200. Lists that never end