STUPID KID by Alkaline Trio. Album: From Here To Infirmary (2001)
Not surprisingly, the first Alkaline Trio song I heard. I got the album about a week later!

# intro #x2!Brackets first time only!
|-----------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------|
|-(XXX)-4444-99-88-66------99-88-66-|
|-(XXX)-4444-xx-xx-xx-6666-xx-xx-xx-|
|-(XXX)-2222-77-66-44-6666-77-66-44-|
|---------------------4444----------|

# verse #x4
|--------------------|
|--------------------|
|-4444---------------|
|-4444----4444--2222-|
|-2222----4444--2222-|
|---------2222--0000-|

Then play # intro #x2 !No brackets! and # verse #x4
# chorus # !play brackets 3x!
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|-(4444444444------------)-----------|
|-(4444444444-66666-44444)--2---4--4-|
|-(2222222222-66666-44444)--2---4--4-|
|-(-----------44444-22222)--0---2--2-|

Then play # intro #x2 !No brackets! , # verse #x4, # chorus #, # intro #x2 !No brackets!

# bridge #  *=play 24x  "=play 16x
|--------------------------------|
|--*-----------"-----------------|
|-4--33333333-4--9999999-888-666-|
|-x--xxxxxxxx-x--xxxxxxx-xxx-xxx-|
|-2--11111111-2--7777777-666-444-|
|--------------------------------|

Then play # chorus #x3

End On

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|-4-|
|-4-|
|-2-|
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The rhythm might be a little off in places, but you should be able to get it.
Also, in various places, a second guitar adds scratches, but I didn't bother transcribing it.
Tabbed by Richard Walker 13 July 2003