Frankie, if you want alittle pussy, try a girl not a cat - Mrs. Gehlert
I heard that after you hit 30, your sex life is over - Amanda
Well somebody better tell my husband that - Mrs. Zanstra
*smiley face* - Kelsey
What are you so happy about? - Me
I dunno... maybe I'll cause a chain reaction - Kelsey
Water's like a turtle - Me
(I was trying to say eternal but i thought it was spelled aternal, so it came out sounding like a turtle)
(When I saw Sam in the hallway for the first time without braces and I was all happy)
Wow, you're more excited about me getting them off than I was - Sam
CUZ YOU FUCKING MEANT IT!! - Sam
Ok! Ok! I fucking meant it! - Scott
Aww... Alli, he meant it... - Sam
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There's a difference. - Bill Hicks
I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that? - Billy Bob Thorton
Woot! I beat the beaver!" - Me (I was playing poker)
Mmm... showers make me so sleepy - Me
Mmm... your showers make me so... lol j/k :P - Adam
We'll be drunk like skunks, and they drink like the Irish - my cousin will
This chocolate's so good I might have an orgasm - Nicole (aka Canada)
There's a stick in my vagina!!! - Sam
Look it's raining - Me
Wait, I think it's snowing - Ash
I dunno dude, I think it's rain - Me
Kinda looks like snow - Quicci
Aww... I think it's confused - Casey
Oh hey, this was my friday night. I muted my tv, put in a concert tape of slipknnot live, on mute... was watching the audience going nuts and I turned on Lisa Loebs "Stay" on my computer full blast and I head banged to it........ that's college life - my cousin will
I don't suck. Sucking is yucky - Nicole
No alli, lower! - Jordan (you had to be there)
Oh, I went to AcMore yesterday. I bought something for you for christmas - Kris
Oh, I bought you something from there too - Me
Oo! Is it something arts and craftsy? - Kris
Nope - Me
Is it a cookbook? - Kris
No, do you want a cookbook? - Me
Well did you get me a cookbook? - Kris
No, I didnt get you a cookbook - Me
Okay, cause i didnt really want a cookbook - Kris
I spy with my little eye, something purple - Ash
Is it that? (points to cody's jacket) - Me
What?! It's purple?! (looks frantically down at his coat) - Cody
No cody, it's red, she was just messing with you - Ash
(Cody's colorblind)
Oh well, the only thing I have now is drugs - Canada
~rawr~ (,,,)(>.<)(,,,) - Adam
These next three things I got from www.bash.org, i thought they were funny
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:
<dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
<dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]
<dranyam> "Oh my me."
<dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere."
<dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."
<dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."
<dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."
<dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
<devoid> did you know what dell dude got busted for pot
<SSSXIII> yeah ;D
<devoid> it confuses me because i always thought marijuana was a gateway drug
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
I can't talk black even when I try to >.<, I sound all white - Me
That's not a bad thing though - Adam
But it's a good skill to have in case my car breaks down in the wrong part of town sometime - Me
Haha, my cizzy broke dizzy on the strizzy b, can you get me hizzy fo shizzy, thanks dawg - Adam
Trashehomofreak: its like having sex with eachother without the physical part
(about watchin porno with someone)
I took a picture of you when you were sleeping - Me
When today? - Mel
Yeah when you fell asleep on my bed - Me
Oh i don't remember that - Me l
That's cause you were sleeping - Me