May 15, 2003
      Alright, everyone. Calm down. I finally got to the update. It's been an amazingly hard task. First of all, I had an entire update ready to save for April 29, 2003, BUT my internet connection got fucked up on my computer at school. So when I went to save it, it wouldn't save, and I lost it all when my computer froze and had to restart my computer manually. Damn thing! So then I came home that weekend and couldn't get my hands on the computer since my sister was inhabiting it. But I did you the favor of leaving a little explanation about the updates on the messageboard so you can't really be all that mad at me. So then I went on a concert band tour for a week back at college where I had no contact whatsoever with a computer. So now I'm back home with a really crappy computer and internet connection. But I can still update at least. So it's finally here. By the way, on a lighter note, the Reel Big Fish concert I went to on April 23rd kicked ass! So what if I like the bunch of sellouts? Anyways, they were like the Blink 182 of ska. It was hilarious. I might tell you about it and the on-going joke with "Fucking Egg" and chicken noises more later on the messageboard or something, but I'm not in the mood right now. You can always ask me about it personally though. Now, on to the update!
      Practices should be starting in the near future. Holly and I just have to work out the details. I'm not sure who's playing bass for us to start out with or who we're going to start out with on drums (Mike Zickefoose or Dwayne Edgar, who I heard just got a new drum set ????). But all the details will be worked out very soon, and then we can actually start to look like a real band. I'll keep you updated on the forming of the band and practices and whatnot whenever I get the information on it.
      I finally put up a new poll. The Mexican and the Farmer asked me to put this one up. They've been really bugging me about it so I finally got it up there. So go let them know (or not know) what hockey really is. Anyways, the last poll went pretty good. Actually it didn't, considering I left it up there for like three or four weeks and only got 10 votes out of it. But anyways, it was telling in a way. So the poll asked "The number one reason I don't visit this site more often:" and the number one vote getter was "Get a better band" with 5 (50%) of the votes. So we either had five people that didn't like our band (or jumped to that conclusion) or one person that didn't like our band (or jumped to that conclusion) that voted for that five times come to our site late in the game (because there weren't really any votes for that one last time I checked the site). I don't know if we can fix that for you. We're going to start practices soon so that might help. But if not, I suggest you go spend your time at some other enjoyable site or something. May I suggest another option in the poll: "Porn sites are better," which got 1 (10%) of the votes. And the only other vote getter in the poll was "I like cheese" with 4 (40%) of the votes. Thanks to all you Greg and Pat mockers or the real people! Anyways, so from this I conclude to lure more people to this site I'll need to put some porn and cheese on this site. Hmm. I'll think about it. Maybe I should make another poll to find out how I can work that into the site. Yeah. That's it. I think I found next week/next update's poll. The other options that didn't get any votes were "Too long of updates," "Polls suck," "Get a better Messageboard," "Do something!," "I'm too lazy," "I forget about this site," and "I don't know." So I guess all those things are okay and safe. Alright, I'll work on that.
      Beware the Ides of May!!! That's right. The Ides of May (May 15th), the day Wasting Time broke up originally, is today. I should be leaving a message on the old Wasting Time messageboard about what all the former members are now up to. Plus, I might even do something cool with the newer Wasting Time site. I don't know. So check them out if you're bored.
      Well, I think that covers it for now. I don't know if I'll be updating the site every Tuesday from now on. But I'll be at least updating the site when something important comes up with the band. Don't worry. You will be informed. And I'll try to keep the polls as fresh as possible so keep voting! Alright, that's it. You know the drill. Until next time...

P.S.
      Punkley Dunkley, Neighbor! It's your pal Al here. So I've been watching this program on Fox recently. It's called 24. It's a very interesting show. And they did something on there on one of the episodes that I didn't know they could do. I didn't know there was an Amendment that let you vote the President out of office if he was deemed incompacitated or ill or something. Then the Vice-President becomes the President. I wish I would have known that when I was Vice-President. Do you know about that? Hell, I was a senator for all those years, and I didn't know about that. Man, I had so much on Bill that I could have put him out of office the first month of his Presidency. Man, I could have been President then. Oh well. I should be President now, but I don't hold grudges. THAT BASTARD BUSH!!! Anyways, that's all I have to say for now, friendidily endilies. Make sure you go out and buy NOFX's "The War on Errorism." I hear it's good. I'm a big fan and all. Punkley Dunkley, Neighbor!
      That Al Gore is one funny character....yea, he is. I'm so glad dat dey finally got dat poll of ours up....Yes, Farmer. I cannot wait to find out what hockey is.....me edder. So duya wanna ast more staff members today what hockey is or just let de poll answer it fur us?...it does not hurt to ask more staff, Farmer. So I think we should go ahead with it...yea, sounds good to me....so staff members, what we want to know is...WHAT'S HOCKEY?
      What's hockey, you ask? Hold on. I have a little something in my bag that will show you what hockey is. Let me see. Ah, here it is. The doctor is in. Say goodnight. *THWACK* Goodnight. *WHAM*...
      Farmer, what just happened there?...dat Dr. Wenge Wong guy jus pulled out dat needle of his and den he put his hand on my shoulder and tried ta stick dat needle in my shoulder, but he stuck himself in his own hand and den fell over to the ground....oh, that Dr. Wenge Wong is always a weird guy. Let us ask someone else....yea, dat one didn't answer it....
      What's hockey? Yeah, hockey's cool, man. It's cool, man. Cool. It's cool, man. Cool. Hockey's a cool sport. It's cool, man. Cool. I mean it's cool, man. Cool. Hockey's cool, man. Cool. Hockey's cool, man. Cool. It's cool, man. Cool. Cool, man. Cool. It's cool, man. Cool. C-Cool, man. Cool. Hockey's cool, man. Cool. It's cool, man. Cool. Cool, man. Cool. C-Cool, man. Cool. It's cool, man. Cool.....SSHHHHHHUT UP!!!.... *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*... *WHAM*....God, I hate it when he does that...
      Mexican, what jus happened dere???....oh, that was just Coolman and Tim, Farmer. They do that kind of stuff all the time. See, when Coolman starts saying the word cool, he cannot stop. So that is when Tim gets mad and yells "Shut up!" See, he yells it so loud that Coolman and any other objects in the way end up getting blown across the room. And that is what happened there, Farmer....oh, well, we're sure getting a lot of weird staff members today, Mexican...yes, how about we just ask one more?...yea, le's do dat....
      You stupid, Mexican and Farmer. You think you're actually going to get a real answer from that poll? Well, I have news for you. NO ONE LIKES YOU STUPID FUCKS!!! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT HOCKEY IS!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HOCKEY IS! IT'S ME KICKING YOUR ASSES WITH A STICK AND BREAKING THE ENDS OFF IN YOUR ASSES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! WHERE'S MY PILL!?!?! PIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!
      I think we need to talk with the boss so that we do not keep getting Insane Man from North Warren to answer every week....yes, I agree, Mexican....man, Farmer we have gotten along very well this week...yes, I think it's 'cause we're gonna git our question answered in dat dere poll. But don't git used ta dis 'cause it's not gonna last long....yes, I know, Farmer. I am just glad that we are going to finally figure out...WHAT'S HOCKEY?
(From the ever-growing DS Staff Members: Jason, Al, Little Timmy, Old Man, Grandma, Dubois, Insane Man from North Warren, Mr. Hand, Steve Gimpson, Reverend Joe, Cock-Eyed the Pirate, Buddy Lee, Apeman, the Mexican and the Farmer, Ralph Wigum, Dick Jizzum, Harry Pothead, Dr. Weng Wonge, Coolman and Tim, Mr. Antiques, the Stressed Men, Ugly Bastard Jones, Nine Finger Johnson, Captain Dameninski, Lieutenant Burtov, Hotler and Stilin, Nippy Spanyolia, F and Q, Swish from Sweden, Chunky Monkey, News from the Source, Possessed Boy, and the Dink Dinks)