January 30, 2004
      Hey, everybody. They say no news is good news, but no band news is not good news. I'm updating the site 'cause it's been a month since I have. And there's nothing going on with us. No changes to the site. Absolutely nothing. I'm not busy with band stuff, but I'm busy with school stuff. That sucks. And I guess everybody else is busy with their OTHER bands' stuff, even Holly, who I think is working with Kyle's band on an Open Mic night thinger in Kane. Go see it or something. You can check out the details at his site, just hit the Optimus Prime link in our links section. But I guess this is good news for all of you because you don't have to read a page of updates like usual. I'll try to make this some sort of a record and make it the briefest update ever. I'm not even changing the poll 'cause it only has four votes. So KEEP VOTING! And I'll change it next month, when I might not be so busy with school work.
      Well, that's it. Keep checking out the messageboard because yeah. Keep voting! And the next time that I update this thing it better say something about a show we're gonna play so keep checking the shows page. And hey, maybe next time we will have actually had a first practice with everyone there. HA! But maybe 'cause at the end of February, I'll be on my "spring" break. So yeah. You know the new drill. Until next time...

P.S.
      Punkley Dunkley, Neighbor! It's your pal Al here. What the hell does Jason want me to type about? He didn't even really update the site. Fuck this! And oh yeah, vote Democrat in 2004. Punkley Dunkley, Neighbor!
      (I decided to keep this super short so I'm gonna have the Dink Dinks say "Punkley Dunkley, Neighbor!" for you.) Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink, Dink Dinks!
(From the ever-growing DS Staff Members: Jason, Al, Little Timmy, Old Man, Grandma, Dubois, Insane Man from North Warren, Mr. Hand, Steve Gimpson, Reverend Joe, Cock-Eyed the Pirate, Buddy Lee, Apeman, the Mexican and the Farmer, Ralph Wigum, Dick Jizzum, Harry Pothead, Dr. Weng Wonge, Coolman and Tim, Mr. Antiques, the Stressed Men, Ugly Bastard Jones, Nine Finger Johnson, Captain Dameninski, Lieutenant Burtov, Hotler and Stilin, Nippy Spanyolia, F and Q, Swish from Sweden, Chunky Monkey, News from the Source, Possessed Boy, and the Dink Dinks)