February 11, 2004
      Hey, everybody. Quick update: Kyle and Holly are a couple now, and I just wanted to let you know that. We did have one band rule, but now I think that rule's out the window. So fuck it. Anything else you wanna know that might be new, I guess you can read it on the old messageboard here for a little while. But now, when you hit the messageboard link on the side, you'll get a brand new messageboard. Here's what's up with that. The old messageboard I guess is gonna be shut down after a while. But I put a link to it in the news section under the very first messageboard and on here if you still want to access it for a while longer. The new messageboard now has unlimited space and whatnot so that we shouldn't have to delete anymore threads like we've been doing every now and then. You gotta register and all that stuff again under the new board, but at least this should be the LAST TIME for all of this changing things about and stuff. So thanks for understanding! I'll leave the poll up until next update, maybe again this month. So KEEP VOTING!
      Well, that's it really for this update. I'm really robbing you (or maybe not) this update because I'm not even gonna do the P.S. business. Next time I update, I'll do all that and maybe do something cool with the site. And maybe we'll actually have a show to get ready for or at least have a practice. You know the drill, (but this isn't it.) Until next time...

P.S.
      (I.O.U. one Al Gore editorial and political commentary...)
      (...and something by someone else.)
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