(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(+)(+) Fake silicone breasts
( * )( * ) Perky breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(oYo) Wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) Pierced breasts
(p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) Against the shower door breasts
| o | | o | Android breasts
( $ )( $ ) Martha Stewart's breasts
| (_!_) | a regular ass |
| (__!__) | a fat ass |
| (!) | a tight ass |
| (_^_) | a bubble ass |
| (_*_) | a sore ass |
| {_!_} | a swishy ass |
| (_o_) | an ass that's been around |
| (_x_) | kiss my ass |
| (_X_) | leave my ass alone |
| (_zzz_) | a tired ass |
| (_o^o_) | a wise ass |
| (_E=mc2_) | a smart ass |
| (_$_) | Money coming out of his ass |
| (_?_) | Dumb ass |