My first question: Why the hell are they green? I mean if its mold, ew, and either way it doesnt sound very appetising...unless you're five years old...
My second question: Why eggs? Why ham? I mean some people MIGHT be vegetarians. It pains me to think that they don't think about people's religion! I mean, some people don't eat ham! Some people don't eat BeeF! (Never talk about BEEF in India, no way) And yes, it is probably only for the rhyming...
And ANOTHER thing! How come the yolk is the green part? eh? This is an interesting thing for a website..huh? Well I mean, I wonder...so this is my site..so whatever! It works! I mean if this site is about me and my opinion, then it's PERFECT!!!
My only issue with this book::: The ham. Now I don't want to be offensive (even though i really dont give a damn...) But It hurts. I don't eat ham, part of my religion, I mean, i could, but personally, i think it tastes quite rancid. ( NO OFFENSE )
AND ANOTHER thing! What's with the whole idea of Green Eggs And Ham? I mean, it's a childrens book, but why not...green boogers and grass? Those things are more appealling to the children! Okay, okay, so that's nasty... but WHY GREEN EGGS AND HAM? How pecuiler....
AND THE MYSTERY LIVES.....