There is a magic mirror, if you look into it and say somethink true, you win a million dollars. If what you say is false, you get sucked into the mirror for eternity,
A Brunnette Walks Up, "I think i'm the smartest out of all of us"
She walks away, with one million dollars.
A Red-Head Walks up, "I think i'm the prettiest."
She walks away, not empty handed, but with a million dollars.
A Blonde Walks up, "I think-"
And Right before she could finish her sentence, she was sucked into the mirror for eternity.
....And They all Lived Happily Ever After...
THE END.
Joke 2:
What do you call a blonde who dies her hair "brunette"?
Artificial Intelligence