Alcohol.. Gives You Gas by Kenny
Yep. it's true. Alcohol gives you gas. Rubbing alcohol, that is. Kindly obtain a bottles of Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol and read the warnings. It should read something like, "WIll produce serious gastric disturbances if taken internally." Soooo..., if you feel like getting drunk, and there is no liquor in the house, do not resort to the isopropyl. Just say "No"... unless you're constipated or wanna get rid of a bad date...
And for you huffers! Yes, I'm aware of how good it smells... how it intoxicates my nose and brings it alive and I am heppy for a wee bit... BUT the fumes are harmful... DAMMIT!!! everyting good is...
Just thought you might wanna know!
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