Say "NO" To Crack by Kenny
PEOPLE. There is a serious issue occuring in our nation that needs to be addressed. We can't ingore it any longer. That's right! I'm tired of seeing someone's bum crack everytime they sit down or bend on their knees... I see it everywhere! Even Wal*Mart! School is not a safe place to be anymore! NO ONE is exempt!
PEOPLE! If you decide to wear the low hip huggers-n-such, please be so kind as to consider everyone behind you and DUCT TAPE YOUR ASS SO NOE ONE CAN SEE IT! That's all I ask. There's this chick in 4 of my 6 classes at school (for her safety, I will not mention her name.) I, along with my fellow peers are evily FORCED to stare at her nasty, crusty butt cleveage every phucking day. I swear, I'm going blind.
This is all I ask...
My only request of you...
Duct tape isn't all that expensive anyway...
Who knows? You could even go festive and use different colors of duct tape to compliment your outfit... losers...
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