Okay. Perhaps you can relate to me. Have you ever been looking through a magazine and out of sheer boredom and LO AND BEHOLD there's a human critter with white stuff on his/her mouth?!? And I know what you're thinking of... but let me assure you, it's not that, gutter-minded folks... It's an advertisement for a popular ranch company, one that I will not disclose the name of because of the company's sheer stupidity. (They made it first. They made it right.) The whole world's corrupt! Every thing in society is stashed chock- full of innuendoes. Everything points to sex! (YAY!)
If you've ever seen the movie "Greece", (the movie sucked so if you haven't, save yourself the time) there's a part of the movie when the John Travolta Charachter is singing in the drive-in and in the background, there are movie previews advertising movie snacks... If you'll pay attention to the previews, you'll notice a hot dog bun beckoning the hot dog to "be one with mustard". THE HOT DOG JUMPS IN THE BUN!!!
and people wonder why everyone is having sex...
damn commies... |
