Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who dominated their women on earth and the other is for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looks, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line with the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, but there was only one man in the line of men that dominated their women.
God angrily said, " You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." |
