| A 60 year old man walked into a store to the counter and asked, "Do you sell condoms here?" The girl/sales clerk asked "What size?" The old man replies, "I don't know," and so the girl says, "Let me check." The girl unzips his pants, feels around for a minute and says, "Large Condoms to the front counter!". The old man pays and leaves. Ten minutes later, a 23 year old guy comes to the front counter and asks, "Do you sell condoms here?" The girl asks, "What size?" The guy replies, "I don't know." So the girl says, "Let me check." The girl unzips his pants, feels around for a minute and says, "Medium condoms to the front counter!" The guy pays and leaves. Ten minutes later, a 16 year old boy walks up to the front counter. He asks, "Do you sell condoms here?" The girl asks, "What size?" The boy says, "I don't know." So the girl unzips his pants, feels around for a few minutes and finally says, "Cleanup at the front counter!" |
