HOW TO TORTURE A BARBIE

I'm not as depressed as I once was, dig? but anyways, I've been writing more in this past onth and well, I just realized some sh*t... so it's all gravy on the Gravy Train... (I can't believe I just typed that...)
Willow and myself carried Suicidal Barbie, a WAK creation to school earlier in this school year and scared the f*ck outta people... Last month, Willow gave me another Barnie and I took it home for torture. It turned out much better with realistic blood. This is a list of everything I can remember doing:
1. her hand ws melted to hold a Pariah flag
2. I stuck a cow in her belly
3. gave her a mohawk
4. stuck a safety-pin through her ears (through her head)
5. melted feet together
6. melted/burned boobages off
7. wrote "Will f*ck for food" on her pusky
8. gave her a bubble wrap skirt and put X's on her burnt boobages with black electrical tape
9. sliced lips open
10. sliced cheeks
11. cut eyes out
12. cut other remaining hand into a bird that was flippin' people off

and last but certainly not least,
13. slather BLOOD all over her body (red pen ink)...

may she rest in peace for she was thrown on top of the gym roof at school...

I'm not sick, I promise... heh heh...



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