There's a dangerous thing out there
You better watch out before it gets you
I was free for awhile now
And then I got caught off guard

(Chorus)
And then you opened your legs
And I got a piece of that action
It felt so good, I wanted more
I was pussy-fied, pussy, pussyfied

It got the best of all my friends
Then it got the best of me
It came out of nowhere
And said, "Come Fuck me"

And then you opened your legs
And I got a piece of that action
It felt so good, I wanted more
I was pussy-fied, pussy, pussyfied

Here I am now
Writing songs about the vagina
Can't you see what it did to me?
Better believe before it gets you
Before it gets the rest of you

And then you opened your legs
And I got a piece of that action
It felt so good, I wanted more
I was pussy-fied, pussy, pussyfied

That fuckin' Pussy
That fuckin' vagina
That fuckin' twat
That fuckin' clit
That fuckin' fuckin' cunt

And then you opened your legs
And I got a piece of that action
It felt so good, I wanted more
I was pussy-fied, pussy, pussyfied