It's time to study
It's time to learn
It's time to get a swirley
It's time to get beat up
And it's time to prove kids wrong

If you're a geek, just take a peek
And look at yourself
If you're a geek, and you can't help yourself
Well, then I guess you're fucked

I must be first to class
I must be first to finish
I must be first to get beat with a wiffle ball bat
I must be first to get an atomic wedgie
And, I must be first to get thrown in a dumpster

If you're a geek, just take a peek
And look at yourself
If you're a geek, and you can't help yourself
Well, then I guess you're fucked

I have the biggest pocket protector
I have the biggest protractor
I have the biggest glasses
I have the biggest teeth
Now, I have no teeth

If you're a geek, just take a peek
And look at yourself
If you're a geek, and you can't help yourself
Well, then I guess you're fucked

It's hard being cool
It's easy being a geek
But if you sit down and think about it
Who's going to be successful later on in life?
None, only me!

If you're a geek, just take a peek
And look at yourself
If you're a geek, and you can't help yourself
Well, then I guess you're fucked