I had sex with a hot alien bitch
By the way she looked she was no witch
Before I knew it, she was a big ass snitch


Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
Please tell them all I'm sorry
I'll never have sex with their bitches again
Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
I think they want to probe me
So they can get there fucking revenge - You
bastards

Then one day I was laying in bed
One of them asked me to wed
It was weird, her name was fucking Ted
And Her Sisters name was Ned - What?

Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
Please tell them all I'm sorry
I'll never have sex with their bitches again
Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
I think they want to probe me
So they can get there fucking revenge - You
bastards

Then one day I got caught
I knew I should have faught
But the fingers they had was alot
Then Ned and Ted walked innnnnn
They started playing with my shin

Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
Please tell them all I'm sorry
I'll never have sex with their bitches again
Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
I think they want to probe me
So they can get there fucking revenge - You
bastards

Guys, it's the aliens, run
Guys, it's the faggots, sprint
Guys, it's the dummys, walk
Guys, it's the weaklings, stop

Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
Please tell them all I'm sorry
I'll never have sex with their bitches again
Oh no! The Aliens are coming to get me
I think they want to probe me
So they can get there fucking revenge - You
bastards