The Retard Sing-Along Poem


If you're a retard, this'll be a good one for you
Cause you can sing along too
It's easier than putting on a shoe

Ah 1, Ah 2, Ah 1,2,3,4

If you have problems thinking for yourself
If you have problems doing things on your own
If you have problems picking your nose
Or, if you have problems eating your boogers
Listen to this song, because...

This is the Retard Sing-Along Poem
And if you fall in this category
Then I hope I lowered your self esteem
You fucking Retard

If you have trouble speeling yuor ownn wurdz
If you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time
If you have trouble chewing gum period
Or, if you have trouble putting on your clothes
Listen to this poem, because...

This is the Retard Sing-Along Poem
And if you fall in this category
Then I hope I lowered your self esteem
You fucking Retard

If you have problems doing math
If you have problems adding
If you have problems speaking english
Or, if you have problems remembering what you speak
Listen to my words, because...

This is the Retard Sing-Along Poem
And if you fall in this category
Then I hope I lowered your self esteem
You fucking Retard

If you forgot how to write
If you forgot how to use a pencil
If you forgot how to even get to class
Or, if you forgot how to remember your name
Listen to my, uhh just listen to it because...

This is the Retard Sing-Along Poem
And if you fall in this category
Then I hope I lowered your self esteem
You fucking Retard

It's ok to be stupid
It's ok to be dumb
It's ok to be an idiot
It's ok to be a moron
As long as you value, The Retard Sing-Along Poem
Then you should walk away knowing you're stupider than before