T-T-Tuck yo nuts in
Make it as smooth as yo shin
Lets line up to see who'll win

I-I-I got this feelin in my testicle
Looks like a nice popsicle
Take a mouth full
Now you look pretty cool

Cause in yo eyes
I get denies
To get wid you
Cause in yo pants
I see some ants
And I'm like, what the fuck?

F-F-Fuck in da ass
You can feel all the sass
While I catch a big mouthed bass

Y-Y-Yo hemeroids
Are about as big as you on Steroids
Now let me see yo thyroids

Cause in yo face
I get a disgrace
To get near you
Cause between yo flaps
You have the craps
And I'm like, ewwwwww

Now lemme take a picture - And masturbate
While I procrastinate
Insert yo vagina here
And I'll call it dear

Cause in your eyes
Cause in your mind
I find
A huge balloon
Cause in your hair
Cause in your face
A change of pace
And a big pair of shut the fuck up!!!