* Gravija wanted to be a co-anchor
<GarethJKatz> LMAO
<GarethJKatz> hehedhehehehe
<GarethJKatz> jakdjaklfhahahahaha
<Gravija> there goes my dreams
<GarethJKatz> hehehe
<Gravija> all I wanted was to look like an idiot on tv
<Gravija> well I could go on COPS
<Gravija> hmmm
<GarethJKatz> ROTFLLMMMMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
<Gravija> anyone wanna join me?
<GarethJKatz> heheheheheheehdhehheehehehehehheheh
* GarethJKatz will
<GarethJKatz> what do we do
<Gravija> thanks pal
<GarethJKatz> beat up rascher_grl
<Gravija> now here's what we do
<GarethJKatz> ok
<Gravija> mmmm I'll think about it
<rascher_grl> hardyharhar
<GarethJKatz> k
GarethJKatz wants to kick her in the nose
<GarethJKatz> hehe
<Gravija> ok we're a gay redneck couple
<GarethJKatz> mmmmk
<GarethJKatz> and we get in an argument
<Gravija> who likes spanish music
<GarethJKatz> HEHE
<Gravija> and...
<Gravija> we're fighting 'cuz...
<Gravija> someone stole our beanbag
<GarethJKatz> hmmmmm
<GarethJKatz> ahhhhhh
<GarethJKatz> ok
<rascher_grl> hmm
<Gravija> how's 'bout that pops?
<GarethJKatz> sounds good mams
<Gravija> it's maw
<GarethJKatz> maw
<GarethJKatz> hehe
<Gravija> remember we're country folks
<Gravija> now act...country...
<GarethJKatz> laaaa cucaraaachaaay
* Gravija puts on his torn overalls
<GarethJKatz> rememba we's like that spanish musak
<Gravija> hehehhhh
<Gravija> oh yea<Gravija> loud!
<GarethJKatz> lawwwwwwd
<Gravija> like my neighbors
<Gravija> hehhh
<rascher_grl> heh
<Gravija> ok what next?
<Gravija> oh yeah
<GarethJKatz> naaa all wes gotta do's is find out who stole er dang been bag dag nabbity
<Gravija> ok I had a gun and I shot rascher...
<GarethJKatz> lats raght
<Gravija> 'cuz I thought she's the one who stole my beanbag
<rascher_grl> yay i'm dead
<GarethJKatz> would yous like summure jack daniels maw
<Gravija> but rascher didn't steal it and thinks that Gareth stole it
<Gravija> so it's a triangle of confusion
<Gravija> you ain't dead yet maw
* GarethJKatz runs like a bowlegged sheep in a horny shepards stable
<rascher_grl> ah..
<Gravija> and gareth thinks that he saw an UFO steal it
<GarethJKatz> you stold my god dang been beenbag you alien 
<GarethJKatz> god wellll have your ass for thheeees one
<Gravija> and gets his photos of a frisbee to prove it
<GarethJKatz> ROTFFFFLMA"O
<GarethJKatz> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<GarethJKatz> BRB
<Gravija> ? <Gravija> ?
<Gravija> man screw the plan
<Gravija> back to square 1
<Gravija> you come up with a plan rascher
<rascher_grl> uh no thank you
<Gravija> c'mon
*** rascher_grl is now known as your
<Gravija> ?
<your> hahahahha
<your> a moment pleas
<your> e
*** your is now known as rascher_grl
<rascher_grl> lmao
<Gravija> guess that's taken
<Gravija> too bad
<rascher_grl> i was teaching a guest how to change his nick
<Gravija> ah
<Gravija> well go on
<Gravija> I could use a demonstration
<GarethJKatz> hehe
<rascher_grl> hmm
<GarethJKatz> hmmmmm
<Gravija> nevermind
<GarethJKatz> what is the dagnab playn
<Gravija> just kiddin
* Gravija is in a sarcastic mood
<Gravija> calm down gareth
<GarethJKatz> i say we start peein in the middle of the street
<rascher_grl> it's kinda hard to type with onion ring fingers<Gravija> we have to figure out a plan to get on cops
* Gravija wishes he was black right now
<GarethJKatz> yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeserrrrrriiiieeeee
<Gravija> lol
<GarethJKatz> HEHEHE
<Gravija> no offense
<Gravija> I am colored
<GarethJKatz> riiight
<GarethJKatz> i am white
<GarethJKatz> shoot me
<GarethJKatz> hehe
*** ThatGirL^^ has joined #punkhxc
<GarethJKatz> wait yer colored
<GarethJKatz> perfect
<Gravija> ?
<GarethJKatz> that girl is white
<Gravija> which?
<GarethJKatz> hehe
* Gravija doesn't like where this is heading
<GarethJKatz> last on the list dummy
<Gravija> oh
<Gravija> I won't do that man
<Gravija> I got a gf
<GarethJKatz> thatgirl calls and says that a blackman raped her momma
<GarethJKatz> or somethin
<GarethJKatz> and cops comes
<GarethJKatz> good? <ThatGirL^^> shit!!
<GarethJKatz> whats the doggone problem eva
<ThatGirL^^> but its true!!
<Gravija> naw man
<GarethJKatz> WHAT??????/
<Gravija> I ain't "down" with that 
<GarethJKatz> ooooook
<GarethJKatz> niether am i
<Gravija> sort of speak
<rascher_grl> heh
<GarethJKatz> she calls and fakes it
<GarethJKatz> heh
<GarethJKatz> hmmmmmmmmm
<ThatGirL^^> bye pple!!!
<Gravija> wait!
<GarethJKatz> we start running downtown naked with pictures of frisbee's/ufos
<GarethJKatz> hehe
<Gravija> I won't do it!
<GarethJKatz> cops will com
<GarethJKatz> cops will come
<Gravija> dude calm down
<Gravija> I was just in a mood-swing
<GarethJKatz> and beat up gay arabs in thbe militia